Weird and funny things Said in my house

You all know that living with kids, you never know what words are going to come out of their mouths!  Some of the things kids say can make you fall over laughing.  Some things just stun you.  It's funny how their little minds work.  Here are some of the things that have been said in our house in the last couple weeks.

"What did you just put in my pants?"
"Nothing.  I was in the living room the whole time."
"No you weren't.  Something wet just touched me!"
(She did do something, but I didn't see what)

"Mom, I'm gonna take a long shower like you.  Or a teenager."
(??????)

"Is Big Foot nice?"
"Big Foot doesn't really exist"
"But if he did exist, would he be nice?"

"You get what you get and you don't pitch a grit"
(I think I hurt myself laughing on this one)

"They were so good I farted"

"Logan, how long is this movie going to last?"
"Hmmm. . . about as long as it takes to move 6 couches"
(His dad and I looked at each other and about fell over laughing.  He obviously has no concept of time. . . but really?  Where in the world did that come from?)

"Please tell me those aren't your toenails on the table."

I'm sure there are about 10 weird things said for every ONE that I can remember.  I need to start carrying around a tape recorder with me.  Remember those?  

What is the funniest thing lately that your child(ren) have said?

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