*"A bird pooped on my nose! A bird pooped on my nose!"
Me: Box doesn't rhyme with toxic, that would be 'boxic'--that's not a word!
Jaycee (without missing a beat): Yes it is. It's when you throw up in a box.
*"Trying to get a bird-nest down with a hose is NOT the way to do it. Never try to do it" -- I was wondering what all the screaming and giggling was about. And don't worry--it was an abandoned bird's nest. It did not have any current occupants.
*"Are you still on your period?" -- My hubby's way of initiating amorous activities.